Like felons in a community shower with limited soap, applicants nowadays are bending over trying to prostitute themselves out, but only a lucky few get some action. Companies are such fucking assholes now since unemployment is high and they can pick and choose who they want to hire. They seriously treat you throughout the entire hiring process like they are doing you a favor by speaking with you. I had a phone interview with a large company in Newport Beach where I had exactly the experience they were looking for and I got a phone interview because I knew an insider.
At first, HR treated me extremely well and was very courteous when setting up my phone interview because they were interested in me. The phone interview with the hiring manager went very well and he told me at the end of the call that they liked me and wanted me to come in to meet them. I felt wanted like a hundred pound blond with D-tits at that point. Within days, HR starting treating me like we met at a rave, high on E, and they were coming down and they weren’t sure whom they’ve met. They asked me which days I was available to come in, to which I promptly responded. For the next month they occasionally emailed: “maybe this would be a good day or this one.” Of course I followed up each and every time.
After four weeks I emailed and called the HR lady to get a status update and the bitch didn’t even have the decency to return my calls. I have experienced this crap with other employers also. The real anal rape (with no vaseline) I received the next month was a generic email that said: “thanks, but we found someone else.” Are you fucking kidding me? They tell me they like me and we’re scheduling follow-up interviews and you just slam the door in my face like I gained 50 pounds and developed a loose pussy? DAMN!
