Ash (aka Ass) Face Wednesday

I seriously stare at people on this day each year and think: "what the fuck is going on here?"  At first I don't know what's going on when I see some hot bitch at the gym with dirt on her forehead.  Then I remember that Jesus has something to do with it.  It costs well over $100/month to work out at my gym and I know Jesus did not pay one cent of my dues.  These bitches must actually believe that Jesus had something to with them finding a rich white dude who bought them tits, a BMW and a sweet gym membership...insane.