Happy hour is a sacred public meeting place for adults to come together, get drunk, eat unhealthy foods and talk shit. There they can get buzzed on as many cheap drinks as they please, eat a week's worth of cheesy bar foods and talk smack about their employers, friends and significant others in a politically incorrect environment free from public judgement.
Adults who bring children to happy hour both violate the sanctity of happy hour and expose their children to unsavory elements.
I really don't care what manure these children hear coming out of my mouth, but I don't want to be treated like a dick for talking about choking hookers while drinking my cadillac margarita in an adult environment. These people are not forced to seat their families in the bar area (especially at La Capilla, HB). Some even have the gall to seat their children at the bar (SuperMex, HB) where real life drunks (and possibly felons) are seated!
Parents, do yourselves, your kids and your local drunks a favor and let people who purposely used birth control and consume alcohol excessively to have a room of their own at your local restaurant.
Thank you,
Drunk G
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